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BC Randonneurs Cycling Club


Dear Dr Rando,

My wife says that she supports my devotion to my bicycle 100%. But my friends think she may be feeling rejected. I'm so totally worried that my cycling is beginning to suffer! I'm thinking that I should find a special gift to show her my appreciation - a case of Gatorade maybe, or even a box of Power Gels. Please advise.


Dear Crankhead,

Those Gels will probably do the trick... though roses have also been known to work even better, dude. And you might want to get a lot of them.

Dr Rando